Save the ta tas

So a couple of months ago I found a lump in my breast.  Scary as hell.  Worst part is trying to get into the OBGYN.  I got my appointment only to confirm that in fact there is a lump of some sort.  I love how the doctor states its most likely nothing.  And you can tell this just by touching my boobs?  I find that a tad hard to swallow.  So instead I begin to worry.  He schedules my mammogram and tell me if they see something that he will want an ultrasound done as well.  I have never had a mammogram.  I knew it entailed squishing my boobs.  Let me just tell you I think it was developed by a man.  I swear they put them in a vice…see below pictures
  Vice that a man uses

 mammogram machine…see the resemblance?
No?  Here is a better visual

  SQUISH…get it now?  They take your boob and squish it between to plates to get your boob as flat as possible.  That’s best picture.  So after the mammogram I had to have the ultrasound which make me even more nervous.  I wonder what they saw.  The ultra sound tech made it seem like she didn’t see anything.  But if the doctor and I felt the lump what the hell is is? You would think that would ease my mind.  But its not…Now that its over with…I have to wait a week for the results.  I am going to be a basket case…ugh

  Sooo I will update you as soon as I know.
So save the ta ta’s check your breast every month!