Weird facts about my dogs- 2009 edition

just some weird facts about my critters...feel free to add yours!
Riley- is my OCD dog he is obsessed with having something in his mouth ie a rubber ball...he will bring you everything out of his toy box just to get you to throw something...so we have a toy box with a lid. Now he waits for smart dog (Phobe) to open the toy box when she gets her toys out
Jane- is my secret begger, she hides her whole body behind the recliner and all you can see is her nose poking around on the the arm of the chair
Ace- ie how he got his name. he sleeps in the summer on the AC vent and hogs all the cold air making the room hot
Daisy- hates the rain...i am not talking about hiding from going out...more like a 2 yr old having a tantrum..she rolls over with feet up in the air and you have to drag her out dead weight and all...or she will growl and grumble at you as you take her out.
Zander- growls at you while your eating..his way of threating you to give him food
Rosie will ease her way into your lap and then around your neck like a scarf...the sad part she's a boxer
Phobe- when my hubby calls for her to jump in his lap she jumps in mine...and one day he said Phobe go away and she jump into his lap
Maggie- is my yappy dog that barks at the wind...to the point that even when she is eatting she will bark...causing her to try to aspirate her food...hemlich or CPR tonite?

Redneck vehicle

Redneck town again
Okay so I had to go to Wal-Mart because in redneckville that’s all we have. On my way out there was a guy on his riding lawnmower parked in a parking lot and he was backing it up like it was his car…plus he had a brown bagged bottle.…hmm redneck? Yep you might live in a redneck town if you drive your lawnmower to the local Wal-Mart. I am sure that he lost his license drinking and figures this was his next choice of ride. Omg there was at least 7 of us in a trance watching him…

Deadbeats

Deadbeats!!
I am so sick of all the deadbeats of the world. Who continue to use my tax money for their laziness. I would like to have my tax money to pay off my student loans…but instead I help feed, clothe, and supply cable for your kids since you won’t get a job…laying with your legs up and popping out more kids does not constitute as a job. I am not directing this to stay at home moms or the “real” disabled. I am talking about people who never plan on getting a job and continue to mooch off the good of others. Or say they are disabled because they have stress! Stress?? Get over it! It’s called life deal with it. Some of us eat stress for breakfast everyday…I so tired of your whining cause you’re not getting enough food stamps when you have dogs and cats that you are feeding. If you can’t feed yourself than you sure as hell don’t need more pets or more kids. I think the government should spend more money on helping those that want to better their life by going to college than white trash people who will never amount to nothing. STERILZATION!! Mind you I know there are people out there trying to find a job because the economy sucks…you had a job and now need assistance…the problem is the person that has been assisted for 5 yrs has taken all the money of the one who is really in need. What kind of messed up world is this.
Plus let’s bitch about the Non paying child supporters of the world. Pay up or go Jail! The government could use these people for side of the road trash picker uppers so they can pay for their kids…Instead of giving that job to the illegal immigrants…Hello let’s take care our own