Friday, March 25, 2011

4 letter word

Nope not shit, not hell…the word is SNOW. I am so tired of mother nature’s mood swings, multiple personalities or just plain bitchiness. Its march..hello! Time for the snow to pack it’s crap and move up north somewhere. What makes things worse is the beautiful weekends of 70 degree weather on MY WORK weekend. Now that I have my 3 day weekends its freezing and planning on snowing. One inch I know but still. I am trying to lose more weight and its hard to get active when you can’t even get out of the house.

Oink oink: update

Yup its time for an update. Since it’s been too cold, been sick, and keep coming up with excuses why not to work out, I have officially plateaued off. Ugh 16 lbs. is as far as I have gone. Don’t get me wrong I love the way I am looking but to give up McDonalds and all that is evil I just thought this would come off a little better or maybe easier. My goal is to be a total of 30 lbs. lighter before I go to the beach. I did find it funny that someone in the family said “wow you have lost a lot of weight.” Hmm maybe if you visited other people in the family more often you would already be aware of this. (sorry just aggravated that the only time we are called or visited is for money)
Anyway…So I continue my battle of being the big piggy piggy and hope to be a lot smaller before JUNE. I have lost 2 pants sizes cause my butt is smaller. I think its cruel joke that the boobs get smaller and the gut stays the same. That just makes the gut appear bigger in the long run. My hubby who seriously needs education on compliment tells me maybe you can’t use a rolling pin to roll it to the top. Funny…His other “compliments” Look I can fit your butt in one hand, your chipmunk cheeks are gone. Yea…just stick with you look great honey next time. lol

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Shot of Reality: I see dumb people

Dear Doctor,
Telling the ward clerk that they should delegate more of their tasks make you look stupid. Last that I remember she is the bottom if the ladder…well besides housekeeping. Next time should she have them stop scrubbing the crapper so she can delegate tasks your too lazy to do?
Sincerely, you need your ass wiped too?

Dear Work,
Great to know that the 8 extra hours I worked last week don’t count for overtime since they are “education” hours. Nice loop hole you have there.
Sincerely, Bite Me

Dear Bitchy and Whiney people
Since everything is being handed to you on a silver platter. I work my ass off everyday I work and my sweat and tears for my pay check pay for your shit. Quit complaining. You get to sit in a free place to live, free food, and popping out babies left and right. Get a job! Baby making isn’t one. I am fed up with your damn excuses. I am also tired of you coming into my ER abusing the Medicare I PAY FOR and tired of hearing about how hard life is and how you need a pill to fix it. You make your own life. If you hate it so bad CHANGE IT.
Brought to you by one that did use the system and FIXED my life.
P.S. stop pointing fingers at everyone around you and own up.

Dear Drama,
Don’t want you or need you in my life. Glad I tossed you to the curb. Can careless that you call only for the water bill. Glad I put you in your place a long time ago. Careless if the world hates me for it. I educated myself and doing things in my life you could never dream of with your junior high “redneck edumacation”.
Sincerely, Finally a Drama free zone and loving it.

Dear little black dog,
I know you love toilet tissue. But for the love of God please quit raiding the bathroom trash for it and night.
Sincerely, Concerned for your well being
P.S your not a cat so stop grooming yourself. Your butt is getting a bit bare.

Dear Exhubby Ex wife family,
Please stop visiting my ER. Your very creepy. And I am pretty content with my ex out of my life.
Sincerely, I have moved on can’t you

Dear New Car,
You were making a clicking noise. I take you to the dealer and then you stop making the effing noise. How dare you make me look like a lunatic.
Sincerely, I know your there
P.S. thanks for clicking again…grrr. You are driving me insane