Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Shot of Reality: Really you are wearing that?
Dear PJ People,
I really don’t want to see what pajamas you wear at home. Walking into the stores still dressed like you rolled of bed is just pure laziness. I really have to contain myself from asking are you just that sorry? Fuzzy pant pj’s belong at home not tucked into your winter boots or flips flops. And really? You wore your slippers too? WTF
Sincerely, I learn to dress myself when I was a toddler
PS if you are too lazy to get dress for the day do us a favor be to lazy to leave the house.
Dear Cell Phone Users,
There is a time and a place for cell phones. There should be a law if you get caught using them in the wrong place we have the right to shove them where they don’t belong. Like your butt! Theaters are one place, standing in line at McDonalds and for those that can’t multitask the car might be another. But the one that takes the cake for me. Get the F*uck off the phone while I am triaging you. Nothing proves your not a 10 on the scale when you texting and talking to me.
Sincerely want to see if you can butt dial?
PS family who decides to come in with patient. I don’t want to hear you dumb ass ring tones while trying to get a history from you loved one who is sick. Take it outside asshole.
Dear Er patients
The emergency room is not the place to have family get together. Now if they are dying I am not talking about you. This is for the “toothache patients” the “hemorrhoid patient” and the “broken” anything patients. Do you have any idea just how sick people are while they are here? If you visit healthy there is a good chance we may see you 3 days later with the stomach flu. DUH. Why anyone wants to bring their 3 month old to the ER while visiting a friend is beyond me. Or how about the 8 family members that show up for the hemorrhoid patient. Really you want the whole family there while we check out your ass? I wish this ER would stick to the 2 family members per patient. This might help keep my hallways clear of nosey family members
Sincerely working in an EMERGENCY ROOM not the Holiday Inn or Chucky Cheese.