Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Free Candy and a puppy
Strange things…Ann and I were walking the dogs in the woods near the house. We do this quite often to clear our minds, bitch and whine and shrink our asses. Today I decided to bring all 3 small dogs and Ann brought Duke. While walking a white truck roars up beside us and the creepy looking dude asked me if I wanted another dog. No thanks I replied. What I wanted to say was Dude can you not see I already have 3 dogs that I am walking?? That or no thanks I don’t want your free candy either. I am not stupid enough to hitch a ride with you. Made me wish I brought the Mace with me. What is the world coming to these days.