Sunday, October 23, 2011

Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating

Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating

10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a hole in the ground.

9. Any house made of gingerbread.
8. Any house that has ornamental lawn Hell Hounds.
7. Any house whose only entrance is through the basement.
6. Any house where all the windows are glowing with eerie green light.
5. Any house that keeps growling, "Get out"
4. Any house where the trophy animal heads on the walls are talking.
3. Any house that has a bloody wood chipper prominently displayed in the front yard.
2. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in odd running poses.
And the number 1 house to avoid...

1. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds ago.

1 comment:

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

Or any house that is decorated with dead animals, lots of skin or smells like an old slaughter house.